Oh look at me

I've just done the unthinkable. I'm now following my own blog. I'm surprised it even allows me to do that! Surely that's just needless encouragement of vanity and self-obsession. I'm writing a blog for christ's sakes, something for which extraordinary narcissism is an essential ingredient, I'm pretty certain I'm arrogant enough already*.

I'm shocked and appalled in fact. Google, what were you thinking? You've gone and discouraged me from ever reading another person's blog again... I'm going to do nothing but sit here and stare at my own nonsense out of pure emotional masturbation, forever more.

I hope you're happy. This is a sad day for empty, meaningless online human interaction.



*I may be exaggerating, my arrogance will never catch up with my sheer distilled awesomeness.

Facebook: The Current Situation

I'm quite disgusted and openly horrified at myself to admit that I went on to return to facebook. Less than a week after that last post all those months ago, in fact.

No one gets out alive, suffice to say.

I like to think I'm much the same as I was, as a person, before my soul was consumed by facebook. Days just had a considerably larger number of hours. People's faces didn't have blue square outlines. I left the house occasionally*.

Anyway, all 0 of you follower types now know why I haven't posted in ten months or thereabouts.

Mission accomplished. If Facebook notices I'm gone it'll beat me half to death with notifications and deprive me of food for a week.
Over and out!



*That may not be entirely true, I did leave the house once over the last ten months, to make threatening gestures at gathering real estate agents.