I've just done the unthinkable. I'm now following my own blog. I'm surprised it even allows me to do that! Surely that's just needless encouragement of vanity and self-obsession. I'm writing a blog for christ's sakes, something for which extraordinary narcissism is an essential ingredient, I'm pretty certain I'm arrogant enough already*.
I'm shocked and appalled in fact. Google, what were you thinking? You've gone and discouraged me from ever reading another person's blog again... I'm going to do nothing but sit here and stare at my own nonsense out of pure emotional masturbation, forever more.
I hope you're happy. This is a sad day for empty, meaningless online human interaction.
*I may be exaggerating, my arrogance will never catch up with my sheer distilled awesomeness.
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